The most enigmatic token on Cardano
1-Feb-2023 amendment: Because bruh!
14-Nov-2023 amendment: The purpose is actually pretty clear if you think about it.
1-Feb-2023 amendment: ...????... What!?... What!?
14-Nov-2023 amendment: My butt.
1-Feb-2023 amendment: Use your imagination for crying out loud. And why don't you, if petty things like "utility" is important to you, go ahead and make an app that accepts Mystery Tokens for mystery stuff and mystery NFTs or some crap, I mean you can do that bruh if you want. Why don't you do that bruh... Whatever you want. Do whatever you want bruh. Bruh just do what you want. For crying out loud Bruh!!! Bruh!!!!!!!! Stop it. Stop it bruh. Bruhch... Brunch... I'm hungry.
14-Nov-2023 amendment: I love you guys.
1-Feb-2023 amendment: This is still accurate. I just wanted to add, damn forgot what it was tho...
14-Nov-2023 amendment: I remember now, but who cares.
1-Feb-2023 amendment: Did I really create a definition for a string of question marks?
14-Nov-2023 amendment: The answer is yes, and for good reason.
The 100 Million tokens will be distributed as follows:
1-Feb-2023 amendment: Distribution is pretty close to being done and done.
14-Nov-2023 amendment: Distribution is fully completed as far as dripping, or random giveaways; certainly, there are other ways to obtain them but "we" aren't handing them out anymore like candy, that part is over bro. Enjoy what you got, why don't you send some to your loved ones and coworkers for Christmas, I'm sure they would appreciate the gesture because it's almost better than nothing.
BTW this isn't the real Mister E, it's actually a sketch of what Mister E might look like now, if he were still alive.